April Fools

I was thinking about writing a facetious post today, considering it's April Fools...but I'm pretty facetious normally...so I decided not to. Here follows a completely serious rant.

Consistency is, in my opinion, the most important trait a person can have. I don't care if you're rich on Friday, or funny and cute and kind from 1pm to 3pm on B days. I want you to be you 24/7/365.

And yes, I know I'm hypocritical. I don't post every day...but I try to. I want to be a better writer, and practice makes perfect. So I gotta be consistent. In everything

However! If I were the same all the time, I'd get really bored.

OH NO! A dilemma. If I must be consistent, but I wants to be spontaneous and fluctuate rapidly, then who the heck is I and what in the world could I want?