I want to do a well job.

I have a new plan. A wonderful plan to balance out the world. Things are better when they're balanced! Checkbooks...Gymnasts...Breakfasts... Y'know.

Anways, I'm going to balance out America's bad grammar. Not by using proper grammar, because that's not enough. I need to go above and beyond! I'm going to use Anti-Well Grammar.

Anti-Well Grammar is simple really. Think of a word people abuse. For example, the word "good". You don't run good....you run well.  So, to counteract this atrocity. I'm going to substitute "well" into a situation that merits a "good".  I am well at writing. And there we go. I'm not using proper grammar, but rather, canceling out everyone else's improper grammar.

You know what they say about grammar... No Grammar is Well Grammar.