Sunday, March 8, 2009

I want to be a mill-uh-nare.

Just saw Slumdog Millionaire. Dang. That's a good movie. Laughed, flinched, and peed ALL over the movie seats. Weirdly enough, at lot of my friends didn't like it. Hm. This makes me think a little bit, really. I've come up with a few hypotheses as to why it's not gettin' so much love.

1. Wait What? Isn't This A Gangster Movie?

From what I'd heard about it, I thought it was a gangster movie too. That being said, I guess it did have some gangster-esque scenes, but for the most part, it was about as akin to Goodfellas as Mickey Mouse is to The Rats of Nimh. A little bit on the boring side of intense, as far as explosions and such go. Character Development? Pshaw. Shoot a guy in the head! That's quality entertainment.

2. Huh? What'd he just say?

I literally uttered that phrase dozens of times throughout the movie. Sorry if I'm crossing the race line for all you people living in denial, but Indian people have a heavy accent. And sometimes, when they something really intense, it just sounds downright hilarious. Shoot me. Of course, 1/8 of the dialogue was completely unintelligible to me. 5/8 had subtitles. So...yeah. Computer, afdkslj Cl fdasfdsaf Please.

3. Not enough sex. 

There was a kissing scene, that's it. I know Slumdog speaks of prostitution and stuff like that, but it was very prudent. I respect it for that. Shows that it don't need boobies to entertain the masses, it's got plot. I know, weird right?

Anyways, if you haven't seen it, go see it. If you have...Why you hatin'?

3 comments:

  1. Not getting enough love? It won 8 Oscars for Christ's sake, including Best Picture. It's 42 on the IMBd Top 250. It's getting wayyyy more love than it deserves.

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  2. I take it you're one of the people not giving it love. =P Thanks for providing an example.

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  3. I agree with Anon. Slumdog was no doubt a good movie. Howevaaa - I think far too much emphasis was placed on it due to it being "culturally diverse" and its "exposure of Indian slums". We as westerners want to feel better about ourselves - so when we watch a movie about poverty, we feel that we are "giving" something to the world. Furthermore, in terms of bollywood films, Slumdog does not even make the cut.

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