Daylight Savings Time, Cars that stink, and Children that Tease

Oh no! My mom just texted me and told me I was losing an hour of sleep tonight. Daaang. Looks like it's Daylight Savings Time. I know it only happens every 6 months but it seems like it's ALWAYS Daylighy Savings Time. Maybe there's something about biannual events that make them occur, well...more than biannually. Like the Dentists. You know you just got your teeth cleaned last week yet you're missing another lunch date with that cutie pie because you gotta go to the Dentist. Thanks for scheduling ALL of my appointments during my free time. Geez. Anyways, I don't care how much daylight I'm saving, I'm gonna be passed out on the couch missing it all. 

And my car will still stink. Don't cover up nasty smells with Old Spice. Just makes it worse. End of story.

And today, my 7 year old brother stole all of my 5 year old sisters toy's  and ran away with them. Jerk. My sister, having been raised by yours truly, hits him and gets her stuff back. Girl Power. Of course, my brother starts crying and tattles. Guess who gets sent to their room? My Sister! If someone is trying to rob you and you break their arm, you don't go to jail. Actually...If you just break someone's arm for kicks do you go to jail? I wonder what the charge is called. " Aggravated General Doucheness. 3rd Degree." Perhaps I'll ask my goverment teacher.  Point is, if you mess with my sister, you mess with her fists. And I'll be yelling encouragement to her. We're tight like that.